STRANGE PEOPLE INVADE AUSTRALIA
Last Friday a bunch of strange, disguised invaders charged into Australia with blood curdling screams and gun fire being heard from their tiny rubber boat. As the strange figures reached the land, they pulled out their sticks and iPad 2s and charged for the nearest gas station. we watched from a distance as the strange figures back flipped into the building and stole some Muesli bars. We took this opportunity to record a quick report (as seen above) about the strange people. Charles McDonald, a local Australian, let us interview him. Sadly, 30 minutes after recording Charles drove his custom made crocodile car into a giant kangaroo statue, whom was holding a baby koala, which had fallen off and crushed his left kidney. Yesterday the invaders finally left Australian shores upon a custom made rubber duck boat, screaming out something strange we have no idea what this means. Over 2 people (3 people) where injured in this outrage, and 5 puppies where kicked by Charles, before he drove into his death. When we talked to them, Charles' Family ,a baby dingo, a rubber ducky, a "Tony Abbot Sux Doll"™ had nothing to comment on the matters, and his lawyer, an Australian made batman cape, also had nothing to say. Lets just say, as long as Charles doesn't come back as a ghost, this will never happen again.
~By Devlin Adams
~By Devlin Adams